“Quickly! Hand me the pokéball!”

“Quickly! Hand me the pokéball!”

They came upon an open field bathed in moonlight, and espied a glorious feast lain before them.
“This must be the realm of the Faeries!” said Nevaeh. “Tread carefully, and we must not eat nor drink of this epicurean apparition, or surely we shall we will be betwixt by fae…myyy god, prime rib sandwiches!”
And they were never heard from again. 

They came upon an open field bathed in moonlight, and espied a glorious feast lain before them.

“This must be the realm of the Faeries!” said Nevaeh. “Tread carefully, and we must not eat nor drink of this epicurean apparition, or surely we shall we will be betwixt by fae…myyy god, prime rib sandwiches!”

And they were never heard from again. 

Whale…watching.

Whale…watching.

Toby had to make the shot. He had to make the shot, or he knew his daughter would lose another kidney. 

Toby had to make the shot. He had to make the shot, or he knew his daughter would lose another kidney. 

Hello!
Is it me you’re looking for?

Hello!

Is it me you’re looking for?

Abstract art? Or the dreams of a fat child, destroyed on asphalt?

Abstract art? Or the dreams of a fat child, destroyed on asphalt?

Plaid boy poses, batting his mascara laden lashes. Some he might impress? Some not. 


Plaid boy poses, batting his mascara laden lashes. Some he might impress? Some not. 

Let’s rest a while

Let’s rest a while

"This party is over. Get out."
alas, the Corpse is unresponsive.

"This party is over. Get out."

alas, the Corpse is unresponsive.

 ”Hello, I am an Alien. I may have come to kill you, but without a ‘Hand Mounted Alien Alignment Dectecting Unit 1’ you will never know.”

 ”Hello, I am an Alien. I may have come to kill you, but without a ‘Hand Mounted Alien Alignment Dectecting Unit 1’ you will never know.”

Suddenly, the crowd was hit by clothes dissolving lasers.

Suddenly, the crowd was hit by clothes dissolving lasers.

"We’re about to embark on a magical journey."

"We’re about to embark on a magical journey."

Human art

Human art

 Friends mourn at the sight of the greatest crab slaughter in history.
"Those poor fucking crabs never saw it coming."

 Friends mourn at the sight of the greatest crab slaughter in history.

"Those poor fucking crabs never saw it coming."

As it so happened, the rave we attended was held on ancient Indian Burial Grounds. Although the DJ was incorporeal, it did not stop him from laying down the killer beats.
Thanks, Ghost DJ.  

As it so happened, the rave we attended was held on ancient Indian Burial Grounds. Although the DJ was incorporeal, it did not stop him from laying down the killer beats.

Thanks, Ghost DJ.  

/run program
A documentary of alien life.
A cornucopia of exotic earthly occurrences.
A joyride.
Breathe deeply and assimilate your face into the lens.
This [i]should[/i] only hurt for a minute.
/end program

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