With the help of their ’Alien Descrying Cranium Mounted Ocular Units’ (which are manufactured using a blend of science and magic) ‘Team Space Avengers’ is able to successfully identify a lurking alien menace.
“There it is!”
To determine whether the Alien is friendly, or hostile, however, they would have needed to also purchase Hand Mounted Alien Alignment Dectecting Unit 1. If they had purchased this along with the ‘Alien Descrying Cranium Mounted Ocular Units’, we would have thrown in a second ‘Hand Mounted Alien Alignment Dectecting Unit 1’, free of charge (just pay shipping and handling).
Unfortunately, Space Avenger 1 had spent the rest of the ’Team Space Avengers Special Equipment Fund’ on ketamine instead, possibly damning them to a firey death at the hands of Alien Hostiles.
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