/run program A documentary of alien life. A cornucopia of exotic earthly occurrences. A joyride. Breathe deeply and assimilate your face into the lens. This [i]should[/i] only hurt for a minute. /end programTumblr (3.0; @joyridejournalism)http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wwnycxnD1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Quickly! Hand me the pokéball!”</span></p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30981565645http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30981565645Wed, 05 Sep 2012 22:02:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9j9zpnd3s1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They came upon an open field bathed in moonlight, and espied a glorious feast lain before them.</p> <p>“This must be the realm of the Faeries!” said Nevaeh. “Tread carefully, and we must not eat nor drink of this epicurean apparition, or surely we shall we will be betwixt by fae…myyy god, prime rib sandwiches!”</p> <p>And they were never heard from again. </p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30470579326http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30470579326Wed, 29 Aug 2012 13:23:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9j9eswib51qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Whale…watching.</span></p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30469839454http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30469839454Wed, 29 Aug 2012 13:11:16 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9h6yeeCTX1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Toby had to make the shot. He had to make the shot, or he knew his daughter would lose another kidney. </span></p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30394180556http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30394180556Tue, 28 Aug 2012 10:23:02 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f8ah0AaD1qbuz77o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello!</p> <p>Is it me you’re looking for?</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30319670733http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30319670733Mon, 27 Aug 2012 08:56:41 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ddibdwmB1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Abstract art? Or the dreams of a fat child, destroyed on asphalt?</span></p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30246047282http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30246047282Sun, 26 Aug 2012 08:54:11 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cglc3en61qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><br/><span>Plaid boy poses, batting his mascara laden lashes. Some he might impress? Some not. </span></p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30219490127http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/30219490127Sat, 25 Aug 2012 21:03:12 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le1sxzRo381qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let’s rest a while</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/5905083497http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/5905083497Fri, 27 May 2011 12:54:57 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l09fjbKguY1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This party is over. Get out.”</p> <p>alas, the Corpse is unresponsive.</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/778405996http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/778405996Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:11:38 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3pe8t1zQq1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> ”Hello, I am an Alien. I may have come to kill you, but without a ‘Hand Mounted Alien Alignment Dectecting Unit 1’ you will never know.”</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/773623401http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/773623401Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:42:51 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1r6nun8l71qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Suddenly, the crowd was hit by clothes dissolving lasers.</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/754235012http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/754235012Wed, 30 Jun 2010 09:45:41 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1r7ifwlZt1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“We’re about to embark on a magical journey.”</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/739686108http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/739686108Sat, 26 Jun 2010 15:36:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1r7j7wyOf1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Human art</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/735757833http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/735757833Fri, 25 Jun 2010 14:07:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nl3dJiYk1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> Friends mourn at the sight of the greatest crab slaughter in history.</p> <p>“Those poor fucking crabs never saw it coming.”</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/732813114http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/732813114Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:48:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nkhe5Y4v1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As it so happened, the rave we attended was held on ancient Indian Burial Grounds. Although the DJ was incorporeal, it did not stop him from laying down the killer beats.</p> <p>Thanks, Ghost DJ.  </p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/723111792http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/723111792Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:41:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nkt9msSg1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>With the help of their ’Alien Descrying Cranium Mounted Ocular Units’ (which are manufactured using a blend of science and magic) ‘Team Space Avengers’ is able to successfully identify a lurking alien menace.</p> <p>“There it is!”</p> <p>To determine whether the Alien is  friendly, or hostile, however, they would have needed to also purchase Hand Mounted Alien Alignment Dectecting Unit 1. If they had purchased this along with the ‘Alien Descrying Cranium Mounted Ocular Units’, we would have thrown in a second ‘Hand Mounted Alien Alignment Dectecting Unit 1’, free of charge (just pay shipping and handling).</p> <p>Unfortunately, Space Avenger 1 had spent the rest of the ’Team Space Avengers Special Equipment Fund’ on ketamine instead, possibly damning them to a firey death at the hands of Alien Hostiles.</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/684538714http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/684538714Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:52:54 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nkirOX2Y1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> We later came upon a sign, warning of the dangers of interaction with radioactive mutant babies.</p> <p> Caption reads; “Do your part to eliminate the infant menace”</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/677045475http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/677045475Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:39:57 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l09fi19qeX1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They had no idea that all the little coincidences in their lives had been leading to this moment. Interracial threesome.</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/632162982http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/632162982Tue, 25 May 2010 13:38:41 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1r6q1IhtI1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He did not understand</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/613727736http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/613727736Wed, 19 May 2010 11:23:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1r7cyLjvE1qbuz77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>and die</p>http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/611504490http://joyridejournalism.tumblr.com/post/611504490Tue, 18 May 2010 17:28:32 -0700